The Manliest Pazzi

just-hanging-around: pazziprincess replied to your post: Well that was fun. Time to forget this...

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:19:32 -0400

pazziprincess replied to your post: Well that was fun. Time to forget this ever…
How mature.

And what would you suggest?

Well, in my experience a good way to relieve stress is—

Oh wait.

You’re single.

I'll be back tomorrow, when I'll have more time to convince you.

Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:03:12 -0400

Good luck with that.

Stranger things have happened than a few ghosts, Viola dear...

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:45:45 -0400

And that’s supposed to make me believe that you are the ghost of my mother? Ha ha.

Is that really what you think, dear?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:42:00 -0400

Is that really what I think? Listen to yourself!

My mother is dead. She’s been dead for years, around twenty years. She is dead. She cannot be talking to me.

I loved my mother. She was so precious to me; she would tell me stories and take me on adventures and was perfect. And you’re insulting me by acting like I am too stupid to realize what being dead means.

So, yes. That is what I think.

Do you? /amused/

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:34:48 -0400

Si. And I don’t find this funny. Impersonating my dead mother? Pathetic.

I'd hate to be so bold as to make assumptions of whether you'd miss me...but I'd like to think you would. You're important to me.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:31:18 -0400

Mmm… I think I understand now.

That's a shame. Maybe I'd be the exception?

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:21:02 -0400

I ask again: Should you be?

April showers bring May flowers...otherwise I would have suggested April.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:15:38 -0400

Ahhh, I’d thought you were referring to something else. I think May sounds lovely.

I don't know...I would like to think you'd remember me fondly.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:14:24 -0400

I don’t do that often.

And you know what they say about May flowers.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:14:05 -0400

…I don’t?

I thought if we set a date, then the wedding wouldn't be put off any longer. So...I'm pitching ideas.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:10:33 -0400

Oh, I see… that is a good idea. We keep letting time slip away from us—I do like May 5th. Early enough for us to start planning now, but late enough for it to be warm.

thebetterson replied to your post: thebetterson replied to your post It’s not so… But it...

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:09:29 -0400

thebetterson replied to your post: thebetterson replied to your post It’s not so…

But it always smells so lovely when you’re near me?

/laughs/ I suppose I might. But I don't think I'd mind it. I missed you all terribly.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:07:26 -0400

Should I have missed you?

May fifth.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:07:18 -0400

Oh? Any reason for that date?

thebetterson replied to your post It’s not so smelly— It’s… different.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:06:47 -0400

thebetterson replied to your post

It’s not so smelly—

It’s… different.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 23:00:17 -0400

Don't worry about that. I have plans to stick around for awhile. At least until I can get through your father's thick skull.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 22:59:23 -0400

You’ll be around forever, then. /amused

All in good time, my dear.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 22:52:32 -0400

The last anon who said that to me disappeared, after promising me to tell me who they were.

New icon.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 22:51:42 -0400

pazzihut:

…-pinches cheeks-

And there's the bite as well. /chuckles/ I can't tell you. At least not yet.

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 22:48:09 -0400

And why not?